Uselessness

Uselessness is a character that first appeared in Sazuki: Dark Assassin I. They are the first boss of the game and consists of 4 phases.

Phase #1

 * Uselessness will use a wooden hammer that does 1 damage and is wood type. Dodge the attack or take the hit it won't matter much since you will have about 10,000 HP at this point.

Phase #2

 * Uselessness will summon little pieces of flaming trash that charge at you. You should actually dodge these since even though they do 1 damage they will give you the burn effect. These flaming balls of trash that are just as s*** as Uselessness are more useful than their user.
 * Refer to Battle Effects page for details on burn effect.

Phase #3

 * Uselessness will just scream "Sazuki!" so you should turn off your volume before you get deaf. This is the only attack that Uselessness can do that can actually harm you in real-life.
 * Refer to Battle Effects page for details on burn effect.

Phase #4

 * Uselessness starts to healing themselves 1 hp per minute so you can just easily defeat them. If you do not defeat Sak- Scratch that. Uselessness by the time you reach Phase 8, Masashi Kishimoto himself will smite you with his godlike powers and turn you into the embodiment of Useless ness where your only move to kill Uselessness is to scream "Sazuki!" and deal two damage while turning Uselessness into a copy of you with half of your natural base damage.