Sazuki: Dark Assassin II

Sazuki: Dark Assassin II is the sequel to Sazuki: Dark Assassin I and is the second game in the Dark Assassin subseries. The game is often considered 'the Dark Souls of video games' and has only been beaten by 13 people worldwide since it's release on September 12, 1985 on the Sega Dreamcast. It is obviously not cannon.

Bosses

 * Boss #1: Uno
 * Boss #2: Splat Tina
 * Boss #3: Trash Can
 * Boss #4: Lil' Pump
 * Boss #5: Safari Man
 * Boss #6: Cap'n Cuttlefish
 * Boss #7: Saitama
 * Boss #8: Mark Zuckerburg
 * Boss #9: Not Zelda
 * Boss #10: Ketchup Packet
 * Boss #11: Itucher Uchiha
 * Boss #12: Pink Guy
 * Boss #13: Vladimir Putin
 * Boss #14: Splat Tim
 * Boss #15: Abraham Lincoln
 * Boss #16: The Reason Neji Died
 * Boss #17: Edo Tensei Shuzue Uchiha
 * Boss #18: Donald Trump
 * Boss #19: Shuzue Uchiha
 * Boss #20: Madurai Uchiha
 * Boss #21: Deez Nuts
 * Boss #22: Rick Astley
 * Boss #23: Mettaton NEO
 * Boss #24: Colonel Sanders
 * Boss #25: Reggie Fils Aime
 * Boss #25: Reggie Giygas
 * Boss #26: Wii Music
 * Boss #27: Dark Souls
 * Boss #28: White Zetsu
 * Boss #29: Bobbish Razz
 * Boss #30 (Final Boss): Woomy United Today

DLC Pack #1

 * [DLC Pack #1] Boss #3.5: Nick Crompton
 * [DLC Pack #1] Boss #9.5: Soulja Boy
 * [DLC Pack #1] Boss #10.5: Lil' Pump
 * [DLC Pack #1] Boss #22.5 Ajit Pai
 * [DLC Pack #1] Boss #28.5 (Ending): (EA)

DLC Pack #2

 * [DLC Pack #2] Boss #31: Malware+Spyware+Trojan
 * [DLC Pack #2] Boss #32: Anti-Virus
 * [DLC Pack #2] Boss #33: Protegent Anti-Virus
 * [DLC Pack #2] Boss #34: Protegent Anti-Joel
 * [DLC Pack #3] Boss #35 (True Final Boss): Joel

Bamboozer MK1 Challenge Pack

 * [Bamboozer MK1 Challenge Pack] Boss #36: Itucher Uchiha Hard Mode
 * [Bamboozer MK1 Challenge Pack] Boss #37: Vladimir Putin Hard Mode
 * [Bamboozer MK1 Challenge Pack] Boss #38: Shuzue Uchiha Hard Mode
 * [Bamboozer MK1 Challenge Pack] Boss #39: Colonel Sanders Hard Mode
 * [Bamboozer MK1 Challenge Pack] Boss #40 (True Ending): The Sacred Woomy